What’s Old Is New. Or still old.
Welcome to the 2023 NBA Draft.
The Rockets have the 4th and the 20th pick in this draft, but who knows what might happen? I’ll be live blogging this draft through the first round, with perhaps random commentary in the second round. Let’s see how this unfolds, as there have been some amazing trades already.
Note – I’ll be going off ESPN, rather than pick leaks online, etc.
The ESPN draft show, with the dressed up parents, siblings, sitting with their son/brother on the couch has a real “Little League Awards Banquet” feel to it. Well done! Really sucks the giddy energy out of the kids who just made the NBA, as they are on their best behavior.
ROUND 1
Pick 1-1
Team: San Antonio Spurs
Selection: Victor Wembanyama
Comment: No surprise, only pain for Rockets fans. His interview was surprisingly emotional.
Pick 1-2
Team: Charlotte Hornets
Selection: Brandon Miller
Comment: Enjoy! Glad Jordan got one last pick in, baby.
Pick 1-3
Team: Portland Trailblazers
Selection: Scoot Henderson
Comment: Welp, no trade at this point. No Zion to Portland or whatever. So now the Blazers “All Guard Attack” will get some physical force.
Pick 1-4
Team: Houston Rockets
Selection: Amen Thompson
Comment: There it is. Amen Thompson. What do you think? Opinion seems strongly divided. Those who love his promise, absolutely love him. Those who hate his jumper, his OTE background, his overall lack of shooting, really hate him.
Pick 1-5
Team: Detroit Pistons
Selection: Ausar Thompson
Comment: Well, I know where I’d rather live. At least the brothers won’t have some huge pick gap to separate them.
Pick 1-6
Team: Orlando Magic
Selection: Anthony Black
Comment:Sideshow Bob goes to Orlando. I mean, if you don’t have any real shooting, why start now? Honestly, I like Black as a prospect. Lower ceiling than the Thompsons, but almost certainly a higher floor.
Pick 1-7
Team: Indiana Pacers – To Washington
Selection: Bilal Coulibaly
Comment: WTF? Seriously? Ok. Wow. Maybe he’ll be awesome. I have no idea. This is either a total reach, or a steal for Indy. It’s not going to be in between. I agree the shot isn’t broken, but it’s almost Garuba slow.
This pick was traded to the Washington Wizards, because the Wizards are committed to doing literally everything wrong, perhaps. Why trade when you’re almost certain the Pacers will take Jarace Walker? Why do that? Why give away picks to solve Boston’s problems? Why? Why? Why?
Maybe Coulibaly will be great, who knows. But now that the Wizards have picked him, I bet your assessment of his future has gone down, hasn’t it? Maybe he and Johnny Davis will brick many shots together in DC.
Pick 1-8
Team: Washington Wizards – To Indiana
Selection: Jarace Walker
Comment: This pick was traded to the Indiana Pacers, so the Pacers effectively took Jarace, who is absolutely the sort of player the Pacers pick, and will, I think, be great for them.
Pick 1-9
Team: Utah Jazz
Selection: Taylor Hendricks
Comment: A nice pick for Danny MFing Ainge and the damned Jazz. Yes, I’ve gone back to my roots. Hendricks might be really, really, good.
Pick 1-10
Team: Dallas Mavericks – To OKC
Selection: Cason Wallace
Comment: Dallas is trading this pick, picking for OKC. Sending Davis Bertans and the 10th pick for OKC’s 12th pick. So Davis Bertans has left Dallas.
Will the “Kentucky Guard Thing” still prevail? Where John Calipari somehow makes elite guard prospects seem worse than they are? Will the annoying Thunder actually get a guy who can shoot? That would be irritating.
Pick 1-11
Team: Orlando Magic
Selection: Jett Rink Howard
Comment: So the Magic DID take shooting. They took the guy where everyone is pretty sure that ALL he can do is shoot, but still, for real shooting!
Fun Fact – Another NBA legacy kid – his dad is Juwan Howard. I’d make some Nepotista joke, but who hates Juwan Howard?
Pick 1-12
Team: OKC Thudner – Pick to Dallas Mavericks
Selection: Dereck Lively II
Comment: Seems like a really nice kid. He’s the Mavs replacement for Christian Wood, as if Wood could be replaced in their lineup, or their hearts. Also, he’d better be able to shoot, because otherwise he’s just clogging the lane for Luka. Which is cool.
Sadly, not Cam Whitmore.
Pick 1-13
Team: Toronto Raptors
Selection: Grady Dick
Comment: If your name is Grady Dick, why not wear the red sparkly coat? He looks like he’ll fit in Canada. Grade A Dick*, going to Canada.
Hey, he’s not a 6’9” guy who is pretty good at a lot of things, but great at nothing. He’s a shooter. That’s nice, teams need shooters.
*Credit to Josh Lloyd.
Pick 1-14
Team: New Orleans Pelican
Selection: Jordan Hawkins
Comment: Won a title at UConn. I think he might end up pretty good.
ESPN Analyst: “Do you see glimpses of former Husky greats in his game?
Xiane: “I definitely do. When I seem him I see Short Thabeet.”
Sorry, Jordan Hawkins, Jeremy Lamb comparison. So, yeah, you can be A Guy.
Pick 1-15
Team: Atlanta Hawks
Selection: Kobe Bufkin
Comment: The Kobes are arriving. He’s interesting, and a real prospect, but what’s wrong with Whitmore than you’d take Bufkin over him?
Pick 1-16
Team: Utah Jazz
Selection: Keyonte George
Comment: The Jazz are having a good draft. George isn’t super exciting, unlike his suit, but he seems like complete player.
Pick 1-17
Team: Los Angeles Lakers
Selection: Jalen Hood-Schifino
Comment: The Lakers get a desperately needed PG type who can also shoot off ball when Lebron is running the show. An annoyingly good pick for LA. Hood sported a sweet green velvet jacket.
Pick 1-18
Team: Miami Heat
Selection:
Comment: Heat Culture. That’s all. Who cares. It’s Heat Culture. What else is there? It’s the only culture in Miami, after all.
Ok, wait, I think Jaime Jaquez Jr. is a perfect Heat pick – he’s older, he seems like Just A Guy, and yet, he’ll probably be great for the Heat.
Jaime looks like a potential Musketeer. I approve.
Pick 1-19
Team: Golden State Worriers
Selection: Light Years/Brandin Podziemski
Comment: He’s got a complete game, and can probably help now, being Chris Paul’s legs. Is it a complete NBA level game? Who knows? Maybe? No real culture shock, going from Santa Clara to San Francisco.
Pick 1-20
Team: Houston Rockets
Selection: Cam Whitmore
Comment: The pick we’ve been waiting for – this pick is a total surprise. I really hated the idea of Whitmore at #4. At #20? That seems pretty good. He hasn’t turned 19 yet, so it could well be that a number of his concerns are really just “Being 18”. Or maybe not.
The upside is huge. The unwillingness to pass is real. Fortunately, or not, that choice will be up to Amen.
The Rockets can send waves of big athletic dudes at opponents. Maybe they will? Maybe they’ll work on their fast break? Maybe they’ll not just intentionally slow things down all the time? I’m hopeful.
Rockets fans can take some comfort in having, fairly clearly, the most athletic team in the NBA, right? Right?
Perhaps he’ll be the rookie scoring leader. Perhaps Josh Christopher will “accidentally” kill him.
Pick 1-21
Team: Brooklyn Nets
Selection: Noah Clowney
Comment: Big strong forward/center. I think the Rockets might have taken him if Whitmore hadn’t been there at #20.
Pick 1-22
Team: Brooklyn Nets
Selection: Dariq Whitehead
Comment: Not at the draft. No couch time for your family! This is probably a good pick for the Netz.
Pick 1-23
Team: Portland Trailblazers
Selection: Kris (Not Keegan) Murray
Comment: An old prospect, but maybe, like his brother, he learned to play, to run off ball, and score it. They’re calling him 3&D, but is there really a lot of defense?
Is this showing Lillard that they want to have players there to help him immediately, after taking Scoot?
Pick 1-24
Team: Sacramento Kangz – Pick Traded To Dallas
Selection: Olivier Maxence Prosper
Comment: Very athletic, tall. Awkward shot. Older than you think. Probably Dallas wanted him for some defense, which they desperately need.
Pick 1-25
Team: Memphis Grizzle – Pick Traded To Detroit
Selection: Marcus Sasser
Comment: This is a pick that went from Memphis to (unofficially) Boston to Detroit. Sasser isn’t especially tall, and he’s older, but there’s something that separates him from most Detroit guards – he knows how to play basketball, and can do guard things. Probably a backup to Cade, but in that case, a very solid backup.
Pick 1-26
Team: Indiana Pacers
Selection: Ben Sheppard
Comment: Um, ok. Seems like a nice player, better athlete than apparently most people expect from a mid-major. Projected to go in the early 2nd round, but a good shooter. Why not Leonard Miller, though?
Pick 1-27
Team: Charlotte Hornettes
Selection: Nick Smith Jr.
Comment: Wow, the Hornettes made the smart play. They took the guy who had lottery upside, was the #1 high schooler, before he had a nightmare freshman injury riddled season at Arkansas. Charlotte needs to rebuild, and this is the sort of guy who, if he’s what people thought he would be a year ago, can change the fortunes of a team. If not, it’s just the 27th pick.
Pick 1-28
Team: Utah Jazz
Selection: Brice Sensabaugh
Comment: Great shooter. Is he anything else? I don’t know. I would have taken Leonard Miller. Nice to see the Jazz maybe stumble. Two meniscus injuries while in high school would scare me away, personally.
Pick 1-29
Team: Indiana Pacers traded to Denver Nuggets
Selection: Julian Strawther
Comment: The late first round of guys who can shoot, and maybe not much else. Strawther will be happy to live in Denver and get perfect passes from Jokic so he can just put up open shots.
Pick 1-30
Team: Los Angeles Clippys
Selection: Kobe Brown
Comment:Another Kobe. I know nothing about this one.
Summary – A big night for the Rockets. Amen Thompson is either going to boom or bust. If he booms, the Rockets will look a lot better. If he learns to be at least a threat shooting,