Both of these teams are playing tonight, but not against each other.
Back when you thought one double feature of Monday Night Football wasn’t enough, well get a load of this, how about yet another double feature?!
To start things off, on the undercard tonight, our favoritest team to hate because being a supporter of the BESFs is intrinsically immoral, lands in South Florida to take on the Miami Dolphins.
Who: Tennessee Titans (dba the Baby-Eating Sister ****ers) (0-3) vs. Miami Dolphins (1-2)
What: Monday Night Football
Where: Hard Rock Stadium, Miami, FL
When: Monday September 30, 6:30 pm CDT
Why: Because what good is it when your enemies embarrass themselves if you’re not able to watch it happen.
Channel: ESPN
And behind curtain number two, it’s the main event. Two teams who are both in the National Football League and even share a conference.
The Seattle Seahawks travel east (because Durga forbid a team ever have to travel west) to Detroit to take on last year’s NFC Finalist Detroit Lions.
Who: Seattle Seahawks (3-0) at Detroit Lions (2-1)
What: Monday Night Football
Where: Ford Field, Detroit, MI
Why: Because it could, somehow, be a playoff preview. Don’t ask me how. This interview is over!
Channel: ESPN
And if you feel like making a little wager on tonight’s game at FanDuel Sportsbook, here are my picks, for what that’s worth.
Enjoy the game, y’all.
Let’s Go Texans!