Wanna make a quick buck from really obscure bets on the Texans game? Well, say no more.
On Sunday, the Houston Texans close out their home and home against the mouth-breathers from Kentucky or whatever state they supposedly represent.
It’s hate week part deux. And what better way to stick it to the BESFs than by making a few bucks off of their suffering and eventual defeat?
We got y’all covered; us and DraftKings, that is. And we picked out a few prop bets that are either likely to hit or ambitious enough that it would be worth a cheapo bet.
325+ C.J. Stroud Alternate Passing Yards (+450)
I know you’re probably thinking “But Patrick, Stroud’s just come back from concussion. There’s no way he’s going to get back to that level that fast, right?”
I don’t know. What I do know is that the Baby-Eating Sister-[Kitten]ers are playing for nothing but pride right now and because they’re the Baby-Eating Sister-[Kitten]ers, they have no pride, it’s part of the contract when players sign with the team. So while it’s ambitious, it’s not impossible.
First Texans Drive Touchdown Scorer – Dalton Schultz (+1400)
Again, ambitious but not insane. Schultz has been heavily involved in the offense lately and against a dejected and hopeless team like Tennessee, you have to think that the Texans would try to press the advantage early. Why not Schultz?
Anytime TD Scorer – Robert Woods (+400)
Sure Robert Woods hasn’t been incredibly impressive this season, and I have no solid evidence-based reason for picking this. I just feel like Woods is due for a TD tomorrow.