Let’s grossly overreact to practice video clips

‘Tis the season

This week marked the beginning of Texas A&M football fall camp, which means it’s time to wait patiently until the games to start to draw any conclusions violently overreact and jump to sweeping conclusions based on every snippet of practice footage we see.

Let’s dive in.

1. Randy Bond won’t miss a FG all season

2. Taurean York will set the NCAA record for blocked punts

3. Reuben Fatheree is capable of blocking four men at once.

4. Ernest Campbell is the fastest player in college football

5. Texas A&M’s transfer DEs will go down as the best portal additions in the nation.

6. The Moffitt Method was developed in a secret government lab (aka RELLIS Campus)

7. Moose Muhammad wearing sleeves is proof of the massive culture change within the program.

8. Conner Weigman and Rueben Owens will be the first teammates to share a Heisman.

Prove me wrong.